Let's rant together, ye ye ye! ^^

Well.. another boring and gut-free day has passed me by and now I don't know what to blog.. It's been a week since I last blogged.. or.. 2 days? no.. three... No wait. 4 days?

Ah, forget it..

So.. what do you do not to get caught smoking? By your father? In your house? By the computer perched near your sala? In the afternoon?

Hehe.. well, what I do, I prepare some useful home thingies.. like, air freshener.. water... my toothbrush.. mints.. trashcan.. breath sprays... yadda yadaa... and oh! Mouthwash! ^^

In the afternoon, when I wake up (Yes.. I sleep late, so go figure...), I automatically bum around with my computer..

After several minutes, I light a cigarette and puff mindlessly..

My father is rarely home but when he feels the need to come home, he surprises everyone.

I. Hate. Surprises.

So, I always prepare myself for the worst.

When I smoke, I prepare the above mentioned... Ready in case he knocks on the door.

--- And to make sure he knocks and doesn't use his key, I lock our screen door.

And we all know screen doors have bolts instead of knobs.. So.. I lock our screen door.

To top it off, and buy me time IF he calls out, I also lock our front wooden door. So I can 'fumble' while I unlock it.. Harharhar!

I've always laughed at myself when my brother comes home from school and me thinking he's my father, would hurry up and clean the scene!

I would put out my cigarette, keep my lil shot glass (my ashtray.. ^_^ ) inside the computer cabinet thingy, drink water, gurgle mouthwash, spray the area with air freshener while munching on mints.. then spray some to myself.. grab my brush, wet my neck... panic while I'm doing all that while keeping the noise down...

... then unbolt/unlock the door, screen door and VOILA!!

Innocent K Y E brushing her teeth...

How convincing.

And to my disappointment, it's just my brother.

Sheesh...

But on the bright side, I get to practice my 'escape route' so I won't get busted and still bum around the house, eh? hahaha ^__^

So when are you gonna get a full-time job, eh, KYE?

Hmmm... Lemme think...

.............

Still thinking! ^__^